On the way to work today I got accosted by a born againer with a big yellow billboard which said, "God hates fags." The billboard then went on to quote a verse from the Bible. As bystanders walked by he would thrust a pamphlet into each persons hand.
I felt infuriated at the message he was passing out, so I approached the odd looking man and asked him if I could have a bunch to help him. He quickly responded "GREAT thanks!!!!" He then proceeded to give me a stack of his home made hate flyers. I then proceeded to shred them as I walked away. In a furry I could hear him yelling from behind me, "Littering is illegal you goddamn FAG!"
I have never felt so alive as I did in those few moments... Thank God for such entertaining people.
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